- On May 13, 2015
First of all, let us explain to all those fault finders out there that this is a sarcastic post. Of course we hope you understand we are trying to get you to do the opposite of what is written here.
The steps below do not follow any specific order.
- Work, work, work (and then work some more) Work to such an extent that you never see each other. Make money the only thing that matters and the cause for all of your arguments.
- Intimacy is off the menu Always have an excuse for not having sex. You either just had dinner and are too full, have the flu or the famous headache, etc. But always make sure that something comes up.
- Let yourself go Go on and be the typical couch potato. Forget about basic hygiene, and try to look like a slob as much as possible. After all, he/she is in the bag and is not going anywhere… Right?
- Don’t talk; SHOUT. The louder the better. Why talk when you can show them who is in charge by shouting as loud as possible. Make sure you turn it into a screamfest so all your neighbours can be part of the fun as well.
- No need to show your appreciation. After all, we are all mind readers Since your partner can read all your thoughts, there is no need to say that you love them, how much you appreciate them, or make any kind of gesture that will let him/her know how you feel for him/her.
If you have any more steps of your own, post them in the comments section.